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QUOTES FROM THIS ISSUE!
'My chaise-longue bristles with catfish: let us exchange coal-scuttles by moonlight so that the green postman can boil his trombone in parrots' blood while uprooted badger-tongues lick the backs of your naked knees.'
'I learned about the dark secret of Beatrice Mallarme...'
'Genius always comes at a price,
and the other chap's paying.'
'If Pontyllanffarsyngiognag did not exist, it would have been necessary to invent Pontyllanffarsyngiognag, so let us rejoice that, thanks to Ms Tully, Pontyllanffarsyngiognag does exist' bellows the Pontyllanffarsyngiognag Clarion & Argus.
'Must be ready to know eels and milk a wrinkled horse.'
'A mere half-collop of DRABB'S Lopjerkin had me on my back for a week' claims Mrs Euphemia Hellebore the 'Horsehair Wig Heiress'.
THESE DELIGHTS AND MANY MORE INSIDE!
An Experienced Ginger Clowness! The Annals of Basilisk Cottage!
New Books with Tilly Wrestleman!
The Beasts Gould's Bestiary Dare Not Include!
The Adventures of Louis de Vascony!
Danderplough's Ewe Cheeses!
Lady Throttle's Letters!
A Philosophical Ball! A Clown in a Sailor Suit! The art of Gerison Dandler-Tharpe!
--'Let owl's howling be heard all over the world!' says Eva a Tomas from the Czech Republic--
--and Spandrill Magazine can only say 'HEAR, HEAR!'--
